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Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me: Okay I'm ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
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“My private life sucks… My problem with boyfriends has always been one thing: my work comes first. Par of that is I’ve never met the right person. I almost need someone who ovepowers me. I’d love to have a boyfriend who has his own things and isn’t relying on me. I’ve had boyfriends who have really tried to be understanding, but I have that nature of turning into a teacher and telling people what they need to be doing. That’s the thing with someone who’s not as motivated as me. I’m attracted to the Jamies and Jacks, those men who know exactly what they’re doing. One of these days I’ll find a single one.”
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Invade my privacy. DO IT
Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body.
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood.
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my best friend.
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things.
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.